"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone." - The New Yorker (via blackbruise)
"Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice." - (via hefuckin)
Don’t roll joints, roll up to church. Praise The Lord!
"If you’re under 30 and in a relationship right now, and you’re not head over heels, get out. You are way too young to be wasting your time with someone who doesn’t make you really happy to be with them every day. There’s nothing sadder than watching 23-year-olds settle." - Carolyn Hall, 17 Thoughts for Single Women From A Divorcee (via silhouettesofspilledink)